Be as candid about your libationary predilections as Ron Burgundy in the moments before showtime in this orange t-shirt from Anchorman. "I love Scotch! Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch! Here it goes down, down into my belly . . . " is printed in a distressed white calligraphy crest across the front. Lesser men can keep their humble beer guts; titans like you have their Scotch bellies to keep them warm at night. Made from a soft 50/50 cotton/polyester blend.