COLLEGE DROPOUT -- Self-explanatory and humorous in a wide variety of contexts! Perfect for job fairs, first dates and Halloween in the upper class suburbs! Nothing scares Yuppie parents more than a man in this shirt running up and screaming I am your child's future! It's also great to wear while sitting in public libraries, hitchiking, playing guitar on the street or any other time you're getting a real education for free from the school of life. Printed on a blue, 100% cotton t-shirt. For the quitter in you
