MY IDEA INVOLVES MIDGETS AND PORN - (I'LL GIVE YOU MORE INFORMATION UPON REQUEST) -- I hope you have a good comeback to the inevitable requests, but this one's a tough act to follow! A grey heather, 100% cotton t-shirt for the creatively kinky porn entrepeneur! Hey, maybe you could try Sorry, but I'm looking for somone quite a bit shorter than you. Well, we could always leave your legs out of frame. Perhaps if you got down on your knees?